captive

Today I dropped by the McDonald’s to get my ice-cream and there’s an old couple sitting at a table. On it there’re five cheese burgers.  This morning the old man had said to his wife: "Wei, honey, let’s go have an eating competition today."  The wife then replied: "i’m not afraid of you."  Then they went to the restaurant.  Five minutes later they finished two of them.  The wife said: "I’ll have a rest first." The husband:"There’s no way you will defeat me."  The wife:"ohh really?!" and then started her second burger. The man immediately followed suit.

i wish i will one day be clever.  maybe when i’m 50, or 100.  if i live to it. but then u won’t listen to me coz of the wrinkles i’ll hv then.